Hey mom, what's this round, purple thing on a stick?
It's a lollipop. I was starving when we walked by a candy store, so used you as an excuse to go in and get myself a little sweet treat.
Then felt guilty, and bought you one too.
Me, the afterthought? I just can't imagine. Rude, Mommy.
Whatever. I'll try this little 'treat' as you call it, but I'm sure it won't be anything special.