This is how I feel each time I wrestle myself into my Speedo for a morning swim, while singing to myself "Fat gal, in a little suit". Other thoughts that cross my mind - beached whale and sausage too big for it's casing (stole that one from Annie who made numerous sausage references to her own pregnant body approximately 16 months ago). And once I miraculously squeeze myself into the suit (after some pretty impressive acrobatic moves), I can't help but laugh as I look like a seven-year old girl at the pool, with a huge potbelly, and one serious wedgie. Yep, I think it's time to start shopping for a new Speedo.
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